houdini slap
while slamming a girl from behind, prior to -j-c-l-t–n pull out and c-m on your hand, then insert p-n-s into -n-s and when she turns around to see what’s up, slap her with your j-zz encrusted hand
dude i’m gonna go “watch a movie tonight” with my girl. make sure to give her the best houdini slap of her life!
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