houdini torpedo


a houdini torpedo is when you drop a deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones -n-s causes the elongated m-ss of sh-t to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.
honey, you won’t believe what just happened, i took a cr-p and after wiping my sh-t stained -ss , i placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize i produced a houdini torpedo, it was like majic , my sh-t had completely disappeared ! i

Read Also:

  • northside methodist academy

    a sh-tty private school with rich white people that suck too much d-ck in their life’s she goes to northside methodist academy and she sucks a sh-t load of d-cks

  • fadiying around

    being a dum-ss like fadi alea. fadi was fadiying around with jordan yesterday.

  • zippy sigala

    a black b-tch who needs to shut the f-ck up ,and a wanna be singer who needs give to up on her dreams that chick is a zippy sigala from the party.

  • legakis

    a very intelligent, sweet, loving girl who always makes the best out of everything. can brighten the darkest of rooms with a single smile she is a legakis, and everyone knows it

  • hasterbation

    the act of masterbating to -rg-sm as quickly as possible, usually due to the need for s-xual release in a restricted time period. if the hasterbater does not -rg-sm in time, they will suffer terribly until another chance arrives. a quick bit of hasterbation should ensure you won’t be sitting through school with blue b-lls.


Disclaimer: houdini torpedo definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.