Houdini Turd


when your sitting on the toilet for atleast 20 minutes and it feels as if the biggest t-rd has came out of your r-ct-m; when you get up to wipe there’s nothing in the bowl.
after twenty minutes of sitting on the cr-pper johnny got up to whip and comes to find nothing there but a houdini t-rd.

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