House

one of the smartest medical dramas to ever have aired, house, m.d. features the maverick, anti-social doctor gregory house (hugh laurie) who specializes in infectious diseases and does whatever it takes to solve the puzzling cases that come his way.

a show that should rob this year’s emmys if not for its sheer quality then for laurie’s brilliant acting.
dr. house – “sorry. up late. internet p-rn.”
dr. chase – “why aren’t you in your office?”
dr. house – “there’s a computer in my office. if i log on, romance will ensue. my wrist might fall off.”

– episode 18 “babies & bathwater” 4/19/05
n. a style of electronic music originating in the late 80’s in the usa characterized by four-on-the-floor bpms between 110-140, synthesized melodies and b-ss lines.
dj gldfnger plays great house at the club down the street.
a slang word with a hundred different definitions, 90% that were made up on the fly here at definithing.com, to the point where it could be subst-tuted for so many words you have no idea what the f–k someone would be talking about if he/she used each and every one.
a:yo, i was listening to house at my house and my pants were housed so low my house was hanging out. i then housed up some campbell’s soup i housed from the bop-n-ho. the stereotypical indian storeowner got upset so i housed that muhf–kah up.
b:fa real?
a:fa real. the cowboys suck, i wish they’d take the house.
b:man, i tell ya what, if the cowboys take the house i’ll house out my girl’s house.
a:fa real?
b:fa real.
probably one of the best medical dramas ever to hit television, features hugh laurie, who plays the anti-social, sarcastic, pain in the -ss doctor, who specializes in recognizing infectious diseases. he and his team of doctors take on extremely hard cases, house usually ends being right about the disease at the end of the day.

this show is truly great and it murders scrubs.
dr. house: (in a southern accent) come on in, brothers and sister! welcome to the house of the lord!
dr. cameron: house, come on, the chapel?
dr. house: we have been blessed with the miracle of a new symptom. brother, can you testify as to why this poor child’s eyeball rolled back into his head?
dr. chase: it’s consistent with jimsonweed poisoning — ocular paralysis.
(a man sitting in the pew gets up and leaves)
dr. chase: (whispering) sorry.
dr. house: the wicked shall deceive ye, because they have turned from the lord and are idiots. his ocular muscle didn’t paralyze. it pirouetted.
dr. cameron: ms…
dr. house: it is easier for a wise man to gain access to heaven…
dr. cameron: can you stop that? just say not ms!
nothing more or less than the best tv show that ever was or ever will be. house ftw!!
house is the awesomest show ever. never doubt it 🙂
the most awesome show on television! (well, next to scrubs) which stars the wonderful british actor, hugh lauire, as the genius, pain in the -ss, gregory house.
“there’s on ‘i’ in team, there is a ‘me’, though, if you jumble it up.”

friend 1: dude!, house is on tonight!
friend 2: so?
friend 1: it’s house! ugh! you will never understand!
pr-nunciation (hous)

house music: the original electronic incarnation from disco. house typically runs around 120 beats per minute (bpm) and uses a 4/4 time sequence and an eight bar repeating cycle. the beat is maintained by a heavy kick drum that alternates in a 1-3 pattern with a high hat accent. like its disco roots, house often features vocal choruses, real instrumentation, and a more traditional song structure.

i remember house
before the superclubs.
i remember house
when people knew the lyrics of house.
i remember house
before recordlabels sold the house.
i remember house
when house was about love…

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