House Ass
that random dude you share a house with in college who never does sh-t for cleaning, or any home improvement whatsoever, and then cops an indignant att-tude when you try to make him do one little thing because you didn’t ask nicely.
when the lights go off in your room and you’re on the same breaker as the house -ss who’s room is on two breakers and you bark at the house -ss that it’s their turn to go flip the breakers, that you’ve done it every time its happened, that it doesn’t matter who f-cking overloaded the circuits, that the wiring is just bad and they still refuse and then complain to another housemate that it’s because you didn’t ask them nicely.
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