House Beer
you get first priority over any beer you purchased and that while standing in line for the keg, you can skip all of the other -ssholes who waited 15 minutes for what is typically a warm, foamy natural light.
“i got house beer -ssholes, keep waiting”
“gawd, house beer taste so much better than the other beer”
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