house flipper
aka “flpper”
house flippers are people who buy a worn out or cr-ppy–ss house, fix it up and sell it for more than they paid for it.
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flipped: when you sell your house and it gets bought by a house flipper then sold again
dude: i gotta fix my house before i put it on the market
dude2: why?
dude: so that no stupid house flipper comes along and sells it for more!
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i just sold my house 2 weeks ago and now i see another for sale sign out front!! grrrrrrr! i got flipped!
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