House M.D.


a critically acclaimed medical drama television series starring british actor hugh laurie who plays an anti-social doctor (dr. gregory house) that specializes in infectious diseases and nephrology, and is also head of the department of diagnostic medicine.

other characters include dr. james wilson(an oncologist) and head of the department of oncology, dr. lisa cuddy (an endocrinologist) and also dean of medicine, dr. eric foreman (a neurologist), dr. allison cameron (an immunologist), and dr. robert chase (an intensivist).

house m.d. is smart and cleverly written and has the best theme song ever.
dr. lisa cuddy: (approaching with two young-looking female interns) dr. house!
dr. gregory house: time for girl scout cookies already?
dr. wilson: get me some thin mints.

this is a quote from house m.d..
a awesome show which includes a (mad but sane) doctor who always knows exaclty what to do, even though hes a little mean bout it.. a girl doctor who has feelings (bah) and intercepts quite a lot.. a australian doctor with a strong accent.. (yep that all).. and a black doctor who is…. uuuh.. smart..(?).. well what ever.. good show..
“goddammit that show is addictive.. ive been watchin for weeks!!”
“its awesome though!!”
“lets watch house md now!!!”
(cant think of any quotes… (cuz my memo sux… (but they d-mn funny)))
one of fox most popular tv series at the present. the show stars hugh laurie as dr gregory house; a genius diagnostician who doesn’t give a sh-t about other people. house is blunt, abrupt, irreverent, rude but most of all; kick -rs-.
house md is very worth watching.

dr. lisa cuddy: i need you to wear your lab coat.
dr. gregory house: i need two days of outrageous s-x with someone obscenely younger than you. like half your age.
the doctor which solved a lot of cases by thinking smart and dangerous. seeing the positive outcome and the worst at the same time.
house m.d.: hey, no problem the patient might be dad by tomorrow, but you think it`s better to wait a few hours…

the team: yeah, but we think…

the machine: bp is dropping!!!

house m.d. : see, now we can put him on the antibiotics. you idiots.
house md is a hit medical drama that airs every monday on fox. it is currently in it’s eighth season, and it has a very big fan base. the show is centered on the sarcastic, genius dr. house (hugh laurie) and his team of doctors who work to solve rare and difficult cases. dr. house has a crude, but hilarious sense of humor, and he usually has an epiphany which solves the case at the end of each episode.
person one: hey, are you going to watch house md tonight?

person two: of course! it’s the season finale!

person one: i just hope the patient lives.

person: of course the patient will live, house is a genius.

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