Housebeater
someone who would rather stay inside and m-st-rb-t- his 3 inch all day, rather than go outside and living. he is the fatest elvis fan ever to live.
cody: “hey kris, do you want to go get laid”
kris: “no man, i’m gonna stay inside and take a 30 minute shower with my best girl jackie”
cody: “your such a housebeater”
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