Housed


to become so impaired that the next morning you wake up in a random house.
dude! i got housed at jeff’s party last week! i ended up waking up at lindsay’s place.
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completely destroyed. beaten down like the “the man” beats people down. beaten with -ssistance of overwhelming odds. as in, i just beat you so bad, i took everything including down to your house. think repo man.

jesus, i just got housed.
to get royally sh-tfaced or sh-thoused.
if we get becky housed, she’ll flail her t-ts about the room at a ferocious pace.
to have eaten or drunk something really fast.
she bought ice cream and housed it in like 3 seconds
extremly intoxicated, the highest form of drunk possible.
hurry up man, i’m trying to get housed before the night is done.
to be beat or overpowered (physically, in a game, in a challenge of words).

derived from schooled or schoolhouse. schoolhoused – school = housed.

see also: owned.
you got housed.

consider yourself housed.
a shockingly complete and enthusiastic consumption.
– laura musy have been hungry, she totally housed that meat.

– there is nothing left, jess housed it all.
1. owned: pwned: pwnd
as hog humps a dead body on halo
“house’d!”

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