houseplant


a antisocial guy. he doesn’t show interest in people especially his girlfriend. he is very introvert and doesn’t talk that much. he seems a bit boring.
“that guy doesn’t really talk and seems a bit boring.”
“ i know he is such a houseplant.”
people who are a waste of sp-ce on this planet. they walk through life uninterested and uninteresting. they’re so out of touch with their own wants and needs that they are unable to form their own opinion about anything. they are therefore highly susceptible to fads, advertising and gimmicks. they go to the same vacation spots, restaurants and movies over and over again since they’re deathly afraid of any new experience.
nah, they’re not interested in learning anything new. they’re just a bunch of houseplants and comfort zombies.
a mentally retarted person
their goes house plant

Read Also:

  • take a pee

    when you go in an establishment to pee but don’t buy anything. im going to take a pee at the hardware store, brb.

  • going brown town

    reverse-blumkin, doing oral on a girl while she’s doing #2 we had chinese then she let me perform going brown town with her.

  • scruff puff

    a v-g-n- that’s growing hair back in and is scruffy, rough and stubbley. i was eating out her scruff puff last night and my cheeks and nose are all scratched and chaffed. her scruff puff really wore a sore spot on my abdomen last night. you need to smooth out your scruff puff.

  • hiss faint

    the act of having s-x and fainting with a load moan and hiss. this causes the male to thrust harder. when the baby is born it goes through tennessee abortion how was s-x? we had a hiss faint.

  • muskism

    a religion in which the followers worship the all mighty god and true daddy, elon musk (founder and ceo of tesla motors, sp-cex, solar city) followers are devoted and obsessed with the creations and actions of elon and will do anything to help the earth become clean and humans become a multi-planetary species. dude 1: […]


Disclaimer: houseplant definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.