Housewife Telly
television shows usually watched by the stereotypical housewife. (note the word stereotypical, i’m not implying they all watch it). some of these shows include:
the jeremy kyle show
katie and peter: the next chapter
katie and peter: stateside
what katie did next
kerry katona: the next chapter
big brother
gossip girl
the only way is ess-x
basically any program that adheres to our modern culture of glamorised mediocrity. see also: daytime television
woman: oh look, katy price is moving on with her life, isn’t that interesting dear?
man: hardly, now get that housewife telly off and put a decent program on…
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