Houston Fire Hose
when a group (usually 5 or more) stand in a line in front of a urinal. the men all insert their p-n-ses into the mans -n-s in front of them and simultanously urinate. the man on the end is the “nozzle”, which is considered to be quite an honor since this person will supposedly have the biggest -rg-sm.
“one of the favorite activites at this years gay pride festival is the annual houston fire house celebration”
“i want to be the nozzle on the next houston fire hose”
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