how to cook a turkey
1. go buy a turkey
2. take a drink of whiskey
3. put the turkey in the oven
4. take another two drinks of whiskey
5. set the degree at 375 ovens
6. take three more whiskeys of drink
7 turn oven the on
8. take four whisks of drinkey
9. turk the bastey
10. whiskey another bottle of get
11. stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. gl-ss another yourself pour of whiskey
13. bake the whiskey for four hours
14. take the oven out of the turkey
15. take the oven out of the whiskey
16. floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. turk the carvey
18. get yourself another scottle of botch
19. tet the sable and pour yourself a gl-ss of turkey
20. bless the saying, p-ss and eat out
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