how to lose your virginity

-s-x is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!- this is dedicaded 2 my jt, i love my baby, in the bed, ohhh i doooo
laydees & genitals ;] introducing the fast & simple way 2 pop dat cherry. how to lose your virginity!!! this guide is for ppl who no longer want 2 b the virgin they r. here r the steps:( this is the pleasure guide, u will need a man) remember, u don’t want the guy 2 noe it’s your first time, even though he may find out, u always gotta seem experienced, and lively otherwise he’ll dump u flat & go jackin off some asian b-tch.let the guy take off yur clothes if u r shy, he’ll noe wht 2 do if he suggests 2 ‘do it’ w/e u do don’t take off his clothes, yet.
first, lick your fingers and start slowly rubbing the lips of your p-ssy. keep on rubbing your own p-ssy, and then he will start to do the same. rub around to make sure you are fully wet. when fully wet, find the cl-t, take his hand and start rubbing together firmly in a slow manner. try different motions, go soft, then hard. okay, so this might not be that fun for the guy, but this is just the beggining, this is just 2 get your juices flowing, and that wild girl inside of you 2 -click-. okay, so it seems slow right now eh? then in a rapid momment, push him 2 the bed, and start cupping his grinal area. at this momment i bet u a hundred bucks he would take his shirt and pants off for you. i hope u’ve been teasing him and still wearing that bra of yours. okay, so finally you seen the big gun. what do you do? no, not s-xual intercourse yet, you take both of your freaking hands woman, and start pleasuring, him. rub everything but the bottom part. cup his w-nk, squeze it a lil hard, then losen your grip and take your pinky/ index finger and lightly touch the tip of his p-n-s. teasing is all there is 2 the game of s-x, where u should have some control. tease him by repeating this, and even in the process, use some tongue. he is likely at this momment, playing with your br–sts. remember folks, boys r always gonna b boys. okay—-, the moment u all have been waiting for:popping that big juicy cherry that’s gonna rot soon if u don’t pop it with that big juicy p-n-s. okay, rite now, he’s like, either really high, or drowsy. he’ll go easy cuz he’s already c-mmed like, a million times. ladies, don’t ride ontop, it hurts h-ll if its’ your first time. like a stick going threw your p-ssy, straight up your stomach.
always bottom, safest, comfy, and a pillow if he sticks it in the wrong hole ( o.o -virgin-) open your legs, not like a ballerina doing the splits tho, make sure yur in a comfertable place. don’t u dare look at his p-n-s going into your v-hole, lady, it’s gonna b bl–dy rain (lol) okay, the first hurts, but u have 2 let him do it again. this time, open your legs up real wide, stop your hands from holding the matress, and open up those lips on your p-ssy cat. this time it will feel like heaven. u noe, u can’t take the good without the bad. yay, u did it.

now, some other moves, if u don’t noe wht 2 do after that…
– suck on his d-ck so he can losen up
– remember the kisses, and holding him tight
– remember the attention on your melons, he dangit will repect those two, he has 2 worship them

moves:
the b-tterfly
the doggy
the fish hook
the dirty sanchez <---my last name!!! ; ) the first one is my favourite, see ya guys, i'll update soon <3 i followed this pleasure guide, and we've been s-xing it since this morning, man, oohhh ohhhh wait.. he's he's..pushing me 2 the bathroom, we're getting in the tub..omi goddd, he's taking the showerhead, and-- ohhhhh baby omg ooohhh yes, yes , yes................mmm 'how to lose your virginity' was the best thing that's ever happened 2 me!!!