Howard

howard is a very cool guy at times and is extremely good at whatever he does, but he can also be real -sshat at times and can often be bipolar. while he may act bipolar, he is still a very standup guy who attracts the attention of everyone around him. he often drives very nice cars and is surrounded by a group of very cool individuals. however, he is often extremely self-centered and when something gets on his nerves, he flips a sh-t and all h-ll may break loose. he is often very unpredictable. but when he is not being self-centered and seeing the world as revolving around him, he is the most caring and awesome individual you could possibly be around.
person 1: howard is a real stand up guy! i just saw him helping out a bunch of kids!
person 2: yeah he can be extremely caring and awesome a good amount of the time.
person 1: what about the other time?
person 2: well if he sees something as a criticism or an insult towards him, then he will unleash everything from the depths of h-ll and wreak havoc on your -ss.
a man with a large amount of s-x appeal, intelligence and loyalty. usually fairly good at at sports, and often deeply thoughtful and romantic.
look at howard, he’s so s-xy and charming!

oh my god, howard was so romantic last night.
a man of great character;misunderstood in general
great in bed. he regularly -ssists women in viewing the insides of their eyelids as they hold on for dear life while he tongue lashes them. afetr women are blessed to receive the oral affects of howards they frequently think of him while pleasuring themselves with something large due to the fact most howards are gifted not only with their tongues but below as well.
“i just was in the bathroom and howard myself off the shower seat!!”
“look how that guy eats his ice cream…i bet he gives good howard!!”
you get kicked in them.
directinos will track you down to your howards, he’s like a gps.
the epitome of james bonds wishes and desires.
in casino royale, daniel craig really nailed the role. yeah, what a howard!

timothy dalton did a h-ll of a job but he was no howard.
a man who exemplifies every proud and historic archetype of the british gentleman. a hero, who, in the face of certain death, would casually caress his handlebar moustache before stoically climbing into the c-ckpit of his spitfire with a tumbler of scotch – d-mning jerry for his most inconvenient timing – and proceed to deliver the jolly-most thrashing to the impending boche in the name of queen and country. gaw’ bless.
“i say, is that jerry flying against the wind towards trafalgar square?!?!”
“no fear, tarquin; howard has slipped the surly bonds of earth, and is dancing the skies on laughter-slivered wings, before smashing jerry back to 1914. two world wars and one world cup. huzzah!”
a means of disguising the phrase “i would” when identifying a person who could be deemed as ‘sh-ggable’
“ooo, look at her over there, howard”

or shouting “howard” at a good looking person in front of mates to confuse the person but amuse yourself and your friends.
term used to identify the person served last at a restaurant. usually the one who has to say “no its ok, don’t wait. start”.
“i dont want to be the howard – i’m ordering the salad”

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