Howelltucky
howell michigan is now called howelltucky, why because it is over run by swastika and confederate flag wearing hillbilly’s.
town folks are some of the saddest racist fools around!
howell high school is nothing but camo and boots with a few plaid flannel shirts thrown in. sad, i know!
3 things howell does not allow
1. people of color
2. h-m-s-xuals
3. liberals
if u are any of the above, fear for your life in howell michigan!
i live in howell so i must drive a 4 wheel drive monster truck, chew tobacco and hate people of color, gay people, people with a brain, people that are independent and intelligent. i am a howelltucky loving soul!
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