howler monkey

“theoatmeal” online comics
“that guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. he never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about everything up for debate. he thinks he’s helping but he’s really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle”
person 1: sh-t we have a meeting today at five with that -ss hole jim
person 2: oh you mean that howler monkey?
person 1: yup
person 2: fack
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a screaming child, or a child that is often ear-splittingly loud.
hey, lady, shut your f-cking howler monkey up or take it out of the movie theatre!
a co-worker who isn’t very productive, generates a lot of noise and metaphorically throws sh-t everywhere.
those three new engineers looked great on paper, but once they were set loose on a project it became apparent that they were a bunch of howler monkeys.
a person who uses all capital letters during any interaction on social networking sites (such as facebook and craigslist). this is often accompanied by poor grammar and unnecessary punctuation-.

howler monkey may or may not be intending to express displeasure, screaming, or incoherent rage during communication.

-not to be confused with someone who alternates between capital and lower case letters evenly throughout the sentence (example), who is just an -sshole.
is his caps lock broken? what a howler monkey!
a woman that makes excessive unintelligable noises during lovemaking.
“dave, your girlfriend is a real howler monkey! i could hear her through the walls!”
an extremely rare species only found in the catacombs of trinity episcopal. his strangely archaic hair style and overly protrusive lips make him an extraordinarily unique organism. the facial expressions shown in morning meeting (especially the creature’s yawns) create quite an entertaining show for any eager viewer. he is often seen making strange lip and cheek movements, however, do not be alarmed, this is just the repositioning of the cranberries and nuts in his cheeks. the frequent nervous eyebrow twitches and nostril flarings are simply his method of attracting mates. the female howler monkey (also known as “the monkey” at tes) is extremely attracted to the manipulative movements howler monkey so perfectly exemplifies. he can be seen crawling throughout the hallways or taking a morning drink out of a rain puddle in the courtyard, however, one would be lucky to even touch the specimen.
a $killz and foxtrot production:

“howler monkey, howler monkey!- storin cranberries and nuts in his cheeks, he aint gonna eat ’em for several weeks!”

“ohhhh howler monkey- crawlin up trees with his feet, his climbin skills cant be beat!”

“yeah yeah howler monkey- partin his hair down the middle, it doesnt look good not even a little!”

“hey hey howler monkey- carryin around books, he aint dumb, takin advantage of that opposable thumb!”

“wooo wooo howwwwwwlaaaa monkey!!!!”
that fat, ugly, dark, mexican, hairy, b-tch who rides your school bus that doesnt let you sleep because she doesn’t shut the f-ck up.

b-tch you know who you are..

true dat.
(jackie hinojosa) howler monkey: ahhhh wey, shut the f-ck up, i was like shopping at the mall, and there was like some fresa b-tch, so like, i got a text from my novio telling me que estamos en un break, so i was, pinche pendejoh, a la verga ese. ahh… no mames wey… anyways i walked up to that b-tch and was like, what b-tch? think you’re all tough now, i’ll sh-”

you: heyyy!!! shut the f-ck up you f-cking fat b-tch. god you’re like a f-cking howler monkey!
an insult so lame, it’s funny.
“man, you’re such a howler monkey, dude!”