How’s your Penis?
essentially, “how are you today?” if asked this, it is most appropriate to reply with “okay” or in a similar fashion as answering the underlying question of “how are you?”, though a joke or taking it literally(in a joking manner, of course) is also acceptable. best used when asking a female friend, because they will not only be suprised, but they will think you are funny, increasing your chances of s-xual relations (make sure that they get the joke first).
me: “how’s your p-n-s today joe?”
joe:”aight… yours?”
me:”okay.” i look to my lady-friend. “how’s your p-n-s?”
lady-friend:”good. that reminds me, wanna hang out later?”
me:”sure. what time?”
bow-chicka-wow-wow.
greeting from one ordinary guy to another to ask how he’s doing, how life is treating him.
“hey, it’s good to see you. i haven’t seen you in a while. how’s your p-n-s?”
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