HPA


hot piece of -ss (noun, never an adjective)
oh my goodness, did you just see that hpa?
hot point average. it is used to give a average of how hot a group of girls are on a one to ten scale.
person1-“want to go to the softball game?”
person2-“nah, im not into softball.”
person1-“neither am i. it just has a really high hpa this year.”
person2-“how high?”
person1-“eight point five”
person2-“no way! ive got to see this!”
stands for half price appetizers. refers to the deal at applebees in which appetizers are half priced after 9 or 10 pm, depending on the location.
i’m f-ckin’ broke, but i love applebees nachos! thank g-d for hpas!
an hispanic panic attack.

mainly when a person of hispanic heritage hurts themselves, they start shouting… saying this:

ey ey ey ey ey ey ey ey!
pedro hurt himself and screamed ey ey ey ey ey ey ey ey!

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