htfu
harden the f-ck up
used to tell a weak person or persons that they have become far too weak, and to prevent further embarrasment to the human race, they must harden the f-ck up.
1. i see that you are on the side of the road with a flat tire. what, you, a fully grown man can’t change a tire yourself, and you’re waiting for a tow truck? htfu!
2. “this is michael. he can’t go on a family holiday without bringing his portable gaming console. htfu, michael!”
harden the f-ck up
i have a tummy ache….. htfu!!
hurry the f-ck up. a derivative of stfu that is used to coax the wife to hurry up in front of the kids.
we’re late… htfu man.
“hang the f-ck up!” the cell phone correct version (especially appropriate for vehicular maladiction) of the well-established stfu.
“htfu and drive!” ted shouted at the smugly self-absorbed yuppie soccer mom who was toddling along the freeway at 40mph in a van filled with children while simultaneously sipping her non-fat-non-dairy-decaf frap and babbling away on her cell phone oblivious to the furious world raging around her.
it means “hurry the f-ck up!”
me: hey amanda
amanda: what?
me: htfu and suck my d-ck!
hurry the f-ck up
dude htfu!!
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