(n.) usually elaborately designed emails with webpage-like functionality, written with html (the language of the world wide web) rather than standard plaintext or basic formatted text, frequently used in corporate newsletters for a ‘professional’ appearance. because email clients (especially gmail) completely ignore w3c standards, these emails require a horrific mutilation of html and css, imposing coding atrocities such as nested
elements, an extremely limited number of supported image formats, inline css, discarded doctypes, character encoding declarations, and even the element, deprecated html attributes for formatting, and complex workarounds for basic styling such as background images. not only does the horrible markup appear like it is from 1996, it is rendered differently in different clients, making an email in yahoo mail look different from an email in hotmail. good html email is almost impossible for all but the best of webpage designers, and prevents use by disabled people who rely on screen reader software. although html emails can look amazing if designed carefully, the current html email rendering is the most terrifying tragedy to ever disgrace the world wide web since internet explorer 6 (the anti-christ of web browsers).
also spelled as html e-mail.
(cf. html, e-mail)
normal person: d-mn, this html email has some chill graphics, i wish i could make my emails look like this. i love html emails!
webpage coder: dafuq? composing an html email is impossible! none of the css positioning works, and i can’t even add a background image! i hate creating html emails! good thing i’m getting paid mad skrilla to design this…
coder from 1996 (poor b-st-rd): whatevs, this is just like coding a normal html webpage from 1996 in ms-dos edlin…
a person who is a really annnoying midget. he is always being picked on and is very self concious about his height. big people tend to pick on the hubberdubber because of his vertically challenged problems. hey hubberdubber what the f-ck are you doing, do you really think that you can reach that? matt: hey […]
when one person purposely smears sh-t (usually human) on his or her fist, and punches somebody else in the face. ian stole my wallet, so i think i will give him a huckleberry pie.
one who is at a glance awesome and astounding. one who seems like the best, until you start paying attention. a person in a hueymontado when they realize that they are the best and cannot be stopped (even though they are bad). noob 1: “dude, i just started watching hotshotgg, that guy is so good. […]
extraordinary good online player, commonly seen in 3rd person shooters or mmorpg’s, also known as hc, hugey or huge oh no there’s hugecool, let’s run! he might kill us!! -hugecool cuts through the random noob as if he gets paid to do it-
