huckled
to be arrested by the polis, grabbed by the fuzz, sent to the pokey, apprehended by the filth, busted by the pigs,
have ye heard about bob man? he was p-ssed trying to rob the bookies wearing a pair o’ his ma’s auld tights, silly c-nt couldn’t see through the tights, ran into the door on way out, knocked himself spark oot, and when he woke up he got huckled by the polis!
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