Huddersfield
the biggest and best town in britain who did not pay the referee to let them beat lincoln in the 2003 – 2004 football season. won promotion in cardiff to league one on may 31st 2004, beating mansfield 4 – 1 on penalties.
and huddersfield have won promotion here in cardiff!
huddersfield is a large mill town in the west yorkshire area of ‘the north’ affectionately known as ‘uddersfield’ by the locals, the town served as the capital of yorkshire during its seventeen year breakaway from the rest of the united kingdom in 1848-1865
the largest and greatest area of huddersfield was lindley until it was discovered that lindley had been moved to bradford in the back of a ford transit van.
the town of huddersfield lies in the colne valley, where the surrounding hills give an excellent view of the permanent yellow smog that hangs over the town.
to the east lie the tourist attractions of the ici complex, the shopping complexes and leeds road, the main escape route out of huddersfield.
the approach to huddersfield in all directions is lined by a selection of everything’s-a-pound shops, netto, lidl, and derelict buildings.
there is also a new lidl store that offers a wide variety of biologically damaging foodstuffs imported from former states of the ussr.
you know that jamie mccombe that wrote one of the definitions slagging off huddersfield? well he’s a central defender for huddersfield town now, so shove that up your -rs- lincoln
a sh-t hole on the face of humanity. it is comonly pr-nounced in a yorkshire accent to sound like a city of cows: “‘uddersfield”. located in west yorkishire, huddersfield is the home of many low achieving d-ck head chavs. and they all look like sh-t.
“ye b lets go to huddersfield and ting and pop a cap in some dirty moshers -ss. hd5 brap!!!!”
“innit, huddersfield is bare where all da g’s are!”
1. rubbish town in yourkshire who’s football team paid the referee to let them beat lincoln city. d-mn them!
huddersfield soooooo cheated!
Read Also:
- swamp gooch
(n.) after an intense workout, the gooch or taint area becomes sweaty and moist. the sweat coats the gooch hair resulting in a swamp-like feel. thus derives the name swamp gooch. swamp gooch is most common when playing sports in boxers. woah, i had the worst swamp gooch after football yesterday. it was so sweaty […]
- Swedish Pothole
a dark and dreary gaped-out -sshole caused by the repeated -n-l penetration of a large p-n-s; typically a swedish one. “denise take it in the -ss so much, b-tch got a swedish pothole!”
- halo job
when a woman gives a bl-w j-b while her male partner plays some form of video game. dude the other day i got a halo job, while on xbox live. i totally pwned this one nub while i cam in my girlfriends mouth, best thursday ever
- Hatt Piche
this is a popular punjabi phrase meaning, “step back.” it’s kinda like saying, “move, b-tch! get out the way!” that stupid guy was trying to step to me, so i told him to, “hatt piche!”
- Heshty
the word “heshty” is a word to describe something that is good which can create a better day, can be more relaxed, or just in general make for a more positive environment. a mix of the skateboarding term hesh and cushty which brings to mean, you think -whatever- is good, and you don’t care if […]