Huevos Peludos


translates to “hairy eggs” but means hairy b-lls. huevos peludos causes the “huevos” nut sack to sweat more and get fomunda cheese (cheese from unda the nuts). huevos peludos feels more natural and if well maintained the oil from the sweat keeps the itching from happening. when shaved and cleaned too much, you get more itch.
“that guy greg loves huevos peludos in his boca.” “i haven’t shaved my b-lls in 10 years so i have some “huevos peludos”. “she loves my huevos peludos”

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