hug and pat
noun, verb. a hug, followed by a pat on the back. the act of hugging someone, then patting him or her on the back.
travis (after getting a hug and pat from alex): “brozay, what’s with the hug and pat? i thought we were a little tighter than that.”
alex: “well, think again.”
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