Hug Dick
when you and bae know its just a cuddling session but you can’t help but pop a b-n-r.
steve: yeah man i’m in the doghouse today
john: awwhh sh-t why’s that?
steve: well she was crying about her fish dying so we were cuddling and i got hug d-ck
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