Hugh Jardon
my french alias, hugh jardon, b/c i have a huge hard-on right now!
bob:”hey sally, have you met my french cousin hugh jardon?”
sally:”no bob, but i sure would like too.”
bob:”oh sally, you will…and…you will.”
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