hughberto
a rare male species typically growing up to a weight of 65 pounds. 0.01% of their body m-ss is dedicated to their genitalia. this beast will -ssert his dominance over other predatorial creatures by spitting on his prey, the chicken finger. hughbertos share a common ancestor with the relatively harmless critter, the duck, but the two should not be confused. if you come in sight of a hughberto, call animal control immediately. they cannot be domesticated, but find their home in the wild.
1. there was a hughberto a couple miles sobbing in a hole after the wild shunkey stole and glugged his chocolate milk.
2. it was a beautiful sight to see as i gazed upon nothing other than a hughberto nestled inside the tree hole of the willow tree during his 10 month hibernation.
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