hulking
hulking can be most easily defined as smoking too much marijuana and feeling sick to the point of nausea. a hulk is most commonly found in new smokers who have a lower tolerance and who go overboard, but an occasional hulk has been known to occur in even the most habitual of smokers.
hulking can most easily occur due to the mixing of alcohol and marijuana or marijuana and tobacco. mixing marijuana with another substance greatly increases your chance of hulking.
symptoms: include, but are not limited to: extreme fatigue, nausea, drowsiness, pale to green complexion, and headache.
fear not, for there are 3 ways to pull out of a hulk:
1. smoke more
2. p-ss out
3. vomit
history: the term “hulking” was first coined in cary, north carolina when a man had smoked nearly an 1/8th to the face. he turned a greenish-color, thus birthing this useful term.
now go out, i say to you, and use this term within your own smoking circles, it is a fun way to poke fun at “that guy” who goes overboard and gets sick.
“(panting)dude, i’m hulking hard!”
appearing large and engorged; looming and m-ssive
your hulking c-ck is most appreciated
a verb. when a person wears clothing so tight as to burst at the seams or tear. wearing clothing that is too small and shows obvious signs of stress.
“that fat chick is realing hulking those jeans!!”
to lift a girl off the ground while fingering her v-g-n-lly, usually on a dancefloor or at a party. strength required.
“so i was at this club the other night and this girl wanted me to finger her and she was crazy so i totally started hulking her!!! yeah bro!”
when stevo begins to get mad and starts to transform into hulk form
uh-oh stevo is mad he has started his hulking transformation
an intensifier meaning “big(ger)”
get that hulking great yob out of my yard!
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