Hulu and heavy petting
hulu isn’t considered as good as netflix and heavy petting doesn’t feel as good as s-x (chill). hulu, netflix, hulu and handjobs, netflix and chill, amazon and -n-l, tv, television, cable tv, network tv, s-x, making out
i don’t care that my girlfriend likes it more, hulu and heavy petting isn’t nearly as good as netflix and chill.
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