hum job
the practice of your partner,taking the whole of your scr-t-m,in the mouth and humming.(yes humming)..thus sensation is overwhelming,and climax occurs almost immediately.
come on luv,suck me b-lls,we,ve done everything else,and we,ve only been married 6 months.
1. a bl-wj-b given while humming.
vegitarian oral s-x
i.e. no meat but two veg
this involves your “friend” placing the sack in their mouth and making a humming sound
this is extremely pleasurable
“i want to suck ur scr-t-m”
“why,ok thats called a hum job”
see hummer
a bl-w j-b and its fun
sally liked to give 30 dollar hum jobs
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