Human Defibrillator


it’s that thing when someone is having a heart attack, and you take two midgets and start rubbing them on a carpet then putting them on someone yelling “clear!”
“hey yo man is having a heart attack, call up those midgets, rocky and damian to give them that human defibrillator sh-t”

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