Human fire blanket
when someone shows so much as a flicker of excitement about something, the human fire blanket will smother it with a negative comment about how it probably won’t work/ he’s never liked such and such, etc.
son: “dad, i’ve been thinking about this for a long time, and i’ve decided to change career and start a landscape gardening business.”
dad, aka human fire blanket: “there are already too many people doing that.”
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