Human Forehead
1) (n) condition whereby one’s forehead extends beyond the natural hairline and consumes the entire cranium. afflicted beings are usually rendered hairless, and often times maintain a cranky disposition and lack tact. in certain cases, they are unable to use a t-shirt as a towel.
2) (n) john enright.
jacko: hey, human forehead: how long have you had the human forehead?
human forehead: do you want to hear a racist joke?
jacko: no thanks. but could you p-ss me that t-shirt? i’m soaking wet.
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