human glue
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its so d-mn sticky, its human glue
male -j-c-l-t-
the vision of tracey’s swinging knockers was too much for liam to bare. as he sat on the bus with his bag hiding his bulge, he discharged violently and without contol, filling his trousers with a seemingly endless stream of c-ck sick.
he felt hollow, desperate to clean up his awful mess. but with 8 stops to go he could do nothing but let himself dry, the sp-nk fusing his leg hairs to his pants like human glue
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