Human GPS
a person who knows how to get anywhere at anytime, specific but not limited to driving directions. human gps slaps technological dependence in the mouth. it communicates skepticism and presumes trust in one’s own ability to read a map, think and understand. in other words, “smart” technology makes us really stupid.
we’re getting funneled through tolls like beer at a frat party.
f— these clowns. time to get it in with human gps.
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