human hashtag


the use of hashtags in real life situations. signified by saying out loud the word “human hashtag” followed by a phrase that would in fact be a hashtag if used on a social networking sight. often accompanied by the action of laying the pointer and middle fingers of one hand over the pointer and middle fingers of the other hand.
-upon seeing a friend whom you haven’t seen in a while –

dan: “hey rick”

rick: “hey dan, human hashtag long-time-no-see”

dan: “human hashtag for-real”

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