Human Lobsterism
the “boiled alive” effect of high pressure, high temperature steam bursting into a confined sp-ce and searing the skin off the personnel in said sp-ce. occurs mainly on board vessels, where less than intelligent choices are made that result in human lobsterism. related to the cooking process of lobsters, who are boiled alive and cooked to a tender perfection. you will want to avoid steamy baths at all times.
after a screaming metal sound rings throughout the engine room…
mmc king: what the h-ll happened in there
em2 calvert: i don’t know! we were playing wizards and et2 hansen cast a lightning bolt at me to i threw a wrench at him… then he picked it up and started using it to loosen stuff… he said he was casting “steam jet”
mmc king: you f-cking wizards what did i tell you about touching anything that looks too heavy for you to lift? he likely experienced human lobsterism! do you have any idea how much paperwork i’ll have to do?
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