Human Peanut Butter


the dead skin and body oils that get stuck in crevices of commonly used items (ex. video game controller, handheld gaming device, cellphones)
gamestop employee: “jesus christ, that guy just traded in this controller. look at all the human peanut b-tter”

-proceeds to scr-pe out human peanut b-tter-

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