human powered vehicles
this amazing bike race you can only do in queensland, australia. basically a bunch of kick -ss bikes ride around a track for 24 hours straight. n-body has died, but a lot of bones are broken.
human powered vehicles: aka, hpv
bloke 1: let’s go watch the hpv race!
bloke 2: h-ll yeah boi! lets go to the hairpin and see who crashes!
bloke 1: i like the way you think!
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