human race
a group of highly evolved -ssholes who mysteriously appeared on the third planet from the sun in a tiny solar system who spend their meaningless, short lifespans trying to figure out themselves, the world around them, and their fellow -ssholes. as of late, a solid conclusion to the problem of their existence has yet to be found, and continued conflicts between different groups of -ssholes plague the minuscule planet on which they reside, as well as the human race itself.
“hey, joe. did you hear the news last night?”
“yeah. that’s some twisted sh-t. man, i hate the human race.”
for every person who takes a life someone will give life. 10 who destroy, 20 will rebuild. 20 who lie, 40 will tell the truth..this is what makes the world go round for every wrong done there will be someone to do it right it’s balanced.
urban dictionary to websters dictionary, human race to animals
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