Human Snookapede
a human snookapede is where someone rounds up about ten of snookies aborted fetus’. which just happens to be how many she produces per day. then we use the stem cells from the fetus’ and create lab born babies. we take the mouths of the babies and molecularly engineer them to become attached to another ones -n-s. this resembles a human centipede. you then put a collar around the neck of the first baby and attach a leash to the collar and walk the human snookapede around town.
dude why is that sick motherf-cker walking babies with they’re mouths to there -n-s’?
because it’s a human snookapede
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