human wikipedia
someone who is smart and knows generally about anything, but ends up giving either false or too much information.
example a
me: bob, do you know about the boston red sox?
bob: the boston red sox is an american professional baseball team based in boston, m-ssachusetts, founded in 1901. their uniform consists of a standard baseball cap and shirt, and specifically red socks, hence the name of the team “boston red sox”. the boston red sox is currently a member in the major league baseball’s american league eastern division.
me: k den.
example b
me: what’s inside a hot pocket anyways?
bob: peanut b-tter, jelly, and two slices of bread.
me: that’s why it tastes like meat, thanks human wikipedia!
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