Humanality
when an animal s-xually -ssaults and f-cks a human. opposite of b–st–lity, when a human s-xually -ssaults and f-cks an animal. b–st–lity is illegal but hum-n-lity is legal.
jack: you want to get f-cked by my pony?
jill: isn’t b–st–lity illegal?
jack: b–st–lity would be if you f-cked the animal, but in this case you’re just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to f-ck you, and i know it will, this is hum-n-lity!!! when the animal f-cks you!!!
jill: what if it comes inside me?
jack: you can’t get pregnant, and it’s c-m is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. it’s safe s-x without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it’s like to have something c-m inside you!
jill: since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, i can’t get pregnant, and i get a cream pie. ok, i’ll do it!
jack: i knew you would. now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.
jill: ok, i’m locked in and ready.
jack: ok, here they come!
jill: they?
jack: don’t worry, there’s only ten of them.
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