Humanburritophobia
1.) the fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and the person you were sleeping with will have stolen all the blankets and turned themselves into a human burrito.
2.) the fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and there will be a random person in your bed who will have stolen all the blankets and turned themselves into a human burrito.
3.) the fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and there will be a random person in your bed who will have stolen all the blankets, wrapped them around you, and turned you into a human burrito.
i don’t have sleepovers anymore because my humanburritophobia has gotten so bad. i am on meds for it now.
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