humerusectomy
{hyoo-mer-uhs-ek-tuh-mee}
noun, plural-mies. surgery.
the operation of excising or removing one’s funny bone, humerus, and/or ulnar nerve.
joe: with the oil continue to spill into the gulf of mexico, the only company making a profit is the one company that runs chicken of the sea cannery.
jane: how’s that?
joe: the tuna is already packed in oil when they fish em out of the ocean.
jane: (((groan))) what a bad joke… ((sigh)).
jack: how dare you joke?! blah blah blah!! overfishing… blah blah blah … disaster of the century … blah blah blah….
jane: jeeze louise. it was a joke. a bad one at that.
jack: blah blah blah! blah blah blah blah blah blah! corporate responsibility … blah blah blah… we need a violent revolution!! blah blah blah!
jane: it’s just a bad j….
joe: nevermind him. he got his humerusectomy last election when nader didn’t win the presidency.
jane: did he ever have a sense of humor?
joe: probably not.
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