Hummel Pummel
a series of s-xual acts in which one partner is tied to the bed and spreads her legs while the other acquires pushpin needles to push through her nipples, then proceeds to head-b-tt her v-g-n- 7-10 times, thrusts his or her whole arm into said v-g-n-, grabbing on to whatever they can and yanking the contents out.
“dude, why is kristin walking so funny today?”
“oh i totally gave her the hummel pummel last night”
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