Hummer Driver
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1. person the drives a hummer. 2. a man with a small p-n-s. 3. an extreme douchebag. 4. a rich -ss hole. 5. one who gives not a f-ck about anything in the world, except for men’s -sses.
lebron james is literally a hummer driver. except for the p-n-s part. he is black of course.
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