hummer-head

hummer-head, in its most accurate usage, is recieving or giving oral s-x while inside of the hummer brand of suv’s. it’s implied that the person giving hummer-head is the p-ssenger and the person recieving is the driver, and it is also implied that hummer-head is achieved while the vehicle is in motion, but it can also happen when the vehicle is stationary, obviously. although hummer-head has an obvious denotation, its connotation is more important. hummer-head is more of a display of power and egotism than it is a s-xual act. hummer-head is generally induced by those bad–ss individuals who are ridiculously buff, have a tattoo of the nautical star somewhere on their person, and are generally either deliberatly bald or partic-p-te in the age-old douchebag tradition of “fo-hawk”ing it up. these men “got to have it now” and convince their “woman” to “come on, baby” and give it up. a favorite tradition of these d-bags is to scream “ohh yeahhh!!!” during the point of climax and usually follow by the demeaning practice of f-cking the woman’s mouth as if it were a v-g-n-. hummer-head is not restricted to actual hummer brand suv’s, the “hummer” part of the term is just a symbolic reference to the type of vehicle the head is given in and the meaning behind that head. hummer-head can be given in any sort of large truck or flashy suv where the goal is more of feeling like a bad-ss than actually getting head, although the s-xual gratification is certainly “pretty f-ckin sweet, babe”. furthermore, hummer-head can also be a verb, as in the man “hummer-headed” that b-tch like no tomorrow. this may present a little pr-noun confusion, as the verb hummer-headed may suggest that the person using this verb in a posessive state is doing the actual head giving. however, this is not true. when the recipient of hummer-head uses the verb hummer-headed, he means to display superiority as a male and slightly demean the woman who is giving the head, as to show her who’s really “the man”. thus, when a man hummer-heads a woman or when he has already hummer-headed her, he has done so with the generally concious goal of -sserting himself as the dominant figure of not only the relationship, but humanity in general, keeping in mind that the person who recieves hummer-head or hummer-heads a girl is a magnificent pr-ck.
“yeah man, i got totally f-cking ripped at the gym today. i think i’m gunna motor on down to the store and get a protein shake and probably get hummer-head from that one b-tch on the way.”

“dude, that’s a f-ckin sick nautical star tatto, congrats on the hummer-head btw, i saw the video on your cell phone.”

“f-ck man, i hummer-headed that b-tch.”

“yeah, i heard after he bought that sh-tty 1970’s ford pickup truck, raised its suspension by 4 feet, attatched spotlights on the top and a gun-rack in the back window, he hummer-headed his b-tch hardcore.”